Monday, 5 March 2012



People that protect their tweets on Twitter.
YOU ARE NOT SPECIAL. Do you know how much STRESS it is to send a request so I can follow you just to see your tweets, which probably aint even all that great anyway. It’s SUCH an aggrevation especially when you wanna perhaps stalk someone *ahem* (don’t judge me, we all do it) and see what someone is up to and you don’t know the person like that so if you send the request, you’ll just look like one spicy beg. I can’t STRESS how much of an annoyance it is. I don’t protect my tweets and look at me, I’M STILL LIVING!

Trending Topics
I am so sick of seeing either Justin Bieber or One Direction constantly trending. Enough is enough. I think its time that they told their fans to calm the fuck down. I’m not even gonna try and insult these lot, because these fans actually go in – they’re on some ride or die shit; they’d casually kill/die for these people.

You know when something good is trending, for example, yesterday ‘Top100Female/MaleLies’ was trending and I was holding my phone, rubbing my hands getting ready to tweet some good stuff and fully go in until some people just destroyed it. I HATE when I see someone tweet something which at first is absolutely hilarious and then people get excited and just RINSE it out e.g. #Top100FemaleLies - I want a boyfriend with morals, ambitions and goals.. Shaniqua is now in a relationship with G-Man Suwoo Shooter’. I let out a chuckle when I first saw it, then after the next 6 times I saw it on my TL, I was just like this:

And it wasn’t like they just kept retweeted the SAME one, some cheeky people had the NERVE to steal this poor soul’s original joke and REMIX it, trying to make it seem as if it it’s theirs. NO, THAT IS THEFT AND DECEPTION.

People try too hard to be funny with TTs as well. It’s a bit embarrassing when someone thinks they’re completely hilarious and its just so forced. Especially when it’s obvious that you’re just desperate for a retweet and you’re not even a funny person. I feel sorry for you, everyone knows it’s forced and now you just look stupid.

Annoying Tweeters
Before I even start with this, why do people take their bio’s so seriously? You’d think they were filling in a job application form, most of it is bullshit ‘Photographer, model, singer’ – I don’t care, until YOU ARE BEING PAID, I’m not going to take your ‘profession’ seriously. Or people that write #TEAM*insertsomethingcompletelyobvioushere*, it’s like me saying #TeamIHaveEars. I’m sure no one gives a fuck.

Anyway, I am tired of people STEALING quotes from google or other people’s twitter and claiming to be wise. It’s like everyone turns into some preacher on Twitter, who the fuck are you though? You aint Gandhi fam.

When people tweet things for the attention of the opposite sex. I thought it was just girls that did this but I’ve seen a couple of guys do it too. An example of this is:
Girl: Lol my jeans won’t go passed my thighs ffs :( #MyThighsAreTooBig
Boy: I don’t see what’s so wrong with eating pussy
YOU. LOOK. HUNGRY. STOP IT. The way I just unfollow these people because it’s just like...


Sunday, 4 March 2012



Okay so most girls have friends that are always there for them, advise them when needed and are generally good people to be around when upset and stuff. Friends are great and they should be there for that purpose, but your friends are not bloody prophets that know exactly what’s right for YOU. And if I’m honest, most of the time they are wrong. I’m talking specifically in terms of relationships. When a girl gets hurt, she usually turns to her friends for some guidance and some friends give good advice e.g. 'Do what makes you happy.' 'Have you tried looking at it from this angle?' 'Perhaps you need to just give it some time.' – You know, general shit like that. And then you get other friends coming with shit like ‘My girl, you need to fix up. Crying over man aint gonna do shit.’ ‘He’s a wasteman anyway’ ‘Just leave him, you can do better’. Believe me, no girl that has genuinely STRONG feelings for a guy is going to listen to that kind of bullshit.  

Although the friend probably means well, what they don’t realise is that they’re not really helping the matter. Most girls when advising their friend, forget to put themselves in that position and judge as the friend rather than empathising and being understanding of how much this guy means to her, how happy he makes her and how much they’re in love – if that. It’s easy for you to say ‘fuck him and move on’ but to actually do that is possibly one of the hardest things a girl can do. And to be honest, why should she have to? If your friend, who you love, is really happy in this relationship and can see a future with this guy – not to be rude but who the fuck are you to tell her to not go back to him. Don’t give me that shit about ‘if he loves you, he wouldn’t hurt you’, disney channel has deceived you. If you still think that then you’re living in a bubble or you haven’t been in a serious relationship. No relationship is perfect, and neither is a human being. EVERYONE will hurt you at one point, maybe not intentionally but they will and they do. It’s up to you to decide what your limit is. Your friend can’t decide for you simply because they don’t know what you’ve been through. They’re NOT in the relationship with you.

So girls, if you have that good guy (he may have some flaws but he’s good enough for you) and there comes a point where he may have hurt you, it’s up to YOU to decide whether you can work on it. Your friends are there to support you through it and be there even if they were right all along – that he was just a dickhead. You can’t live your life going by other people’s opinions and inputs because while they are probably getting on with their life, you’re gonna be stuck there – miserable and lonely. 
You make your own mistakes and learn from them, because at least then you don’t have anyone else to blame but yourself